Today is moon-less night

April 19th, 2012 No comments

NASA sends 4 Sardarji to moon.

The men return back from half the way.

They explain: Today is moon-less night (amavas), there will be no moon.

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Ek Young Beautiful Girl ne

April 15th, 2012 No comments

Ek Young Beautiful Girl ne ik Rich old-man se shaadi kar li.
Jab us se puccha gaya: Aapne inme shaadi k liye kya dekha?
Girl: Ek to inki income aur dusre inke Din-kam.

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Tum mujhe propose kar rahi ho ya adopt ?

April 15th, 2012 No comments

Girlfriend to Boyfriend: Mera ladla, mera pyara, mera chhona, mera gugla. Muj se shadi karoge? Bolo baby, bolo na !
Funny Boyfriend: Tum mujhe propose kar rahi ho ya adopt ?

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3 Things that Should Not B Asked…

April 1st, 2012 No comments

3 Things that Should Not B Asked…
1-A Man’s Wage
2-A Woman’s Age &
3-A Student’s Percentage.

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What Will U Get?

February 10th, 2012 No comments

Maths Teacher To A Dull Boy,
If U Have 12 Chocolate In Chocolate Day
& U Give
5 To Leena,
3 To Tina,
4 To Meena,
Then What Will U Get?
Student:
3 Girl Friends,….!

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Zindagi or Maut Ka Kis Ko Pata haii

February 10th, 2012 No comments

Zindagi or Maut Ka Kis Ko Pata haii ??
Zindagi or Maut Ka Kis Ko Pata haii ??
Unexpected Chuttii Ka Apna hii Maza haii..

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On this Teddy Bear Day I Tell U that

February 10th, 2012 No comments

On this Teddy Bear Day I Tell U that
I love you now until I die.
For I must love because I live
And life in me is what you give.
Happy Teddy Day

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Oh My Cute and Beautiful Dear

February 10th, 2012 No comments

Oh My Cute and Beautiful Dear
You are my sweetest teddy bear
I Always Be in Your Near

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Love Is Like A

February 9th, 2012 No comments

Love Is Like A Golden Chain
That Links Our Hearts Together
And If You Ever Break That Chain
Youll Break My Heart 4ever

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The Sweetest Way To Propose

February 9th, 2012 No comments

The Sweetest Way To Propose:
“Excuse Me, Do You Have A Band Aid,
Because I Scrapped My Knee
When I Fell In Love With You.”
Cho Chweet..:)

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