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NASA sends 4 Sardarji to moon.

The men return back from half the way.

They explain: Today is moon-less night (amavas), there will be no moon.

Ek Young Beautiful Girl ne ik Rich old-man se shaadi kar li.
Jab us se puccha gaya: Aapne inme shaadi k liye kya dekha?
Girl: Ek to inki income aur dusre inke Din-kam.

Girlfriend to Boyfriend: Mera ladla, mera pyara, mera chhona, mera gugla. Muj se shadi karoge? Bolo baby, bolo na !
Funny Boyfriend: Tum mujhe propose kar rahi ho ya adopt ?

3 Things that Should Not B Asked…
1-A Man’s Wage
2-A Woman’s Age &
3-A Student’s Percentage.

Maths Teacher To A Dull Boy,
If U Have 12 Chocolate In Chocolate Day
& U Give
5 To Leena,
3 To Tina,
4 To Meena,
Then What Will U Get?
Student:
3 Girl Friends,….!

Zindagi or Maut Ka Kis Ko Pata haii ??
Zindagi or Maut Ka Kis Ko Pata haii ??
Unexpected Chuttii Ka Apna hii Maza haii..

On this Teddy Bear Day I Tell U that
I love you now until I die.
For I must love because I live
And life in me is what you give.
Happy Teddy Day

Oh My Cute and Beautiful Dear
You are my sweetest teddy bear
I Always Be in Your Near

Love Is Like A Golden Chain
That Links Our Hearts Together
And If You Ever Break That Chain
Youll Break My Heart 4ever

The Sweetest Way To Propose:
“Excuse Me, Do You Have A Band Aid,
Because I Scrapped My Knee
When I Fell In Love With You.”
Cho Chweet..:)